What movies have not aged well?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Octopussy

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Ah so!”

Diamonds Are Forever

How do you confront your own family for not inviting you or leaving you out of things?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

When North Koreans visit other countries for the Olympics, what stops some of them fleeing away into that host country?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Why does everyone hate Ed Sheeran so much?

A View to a Kill

The Man with the Golden Gun

Goldfinger

Why did the American's mulberry harbor not hold up after D-Day?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-All the bad guys are black.

You Only Live Twice

Why can't I lose weight?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why does cocaine makes me want to dress up and get fuck

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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From Russia With Love

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Live and Let Die

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Dr No

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

What is one thing which you cannot stop however hard you try?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-J W Pepper

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Moonraker

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”